Prima Photo Aluminum Monopod for $30 w/free S&H

Has anyone written this science fiction story yet? All the Tripods and Monopods become sentient at once and rebel against humanity, demanding proper care, not just thrown at the bottom of the trunk and pulled out only in case of photography-emergencies? 🙂

Which brings us to the Prima Photo Aluminum Monopod on sale for $30 with free shipping at B&H Photo, available in four different color schemes. This is a limited time sale, expiration date unknown (to me).